Being a Billionaire: Why It Isn’t Something Else

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People wanna talk about being a billionaire like it’s some kinda thing you just do. Like you just wake up and BOOM you have a billion dollars. But NO. It’s not like that. Being a billionaire is WAY MORE than people think, and if you don’t know that yet, you probably neve

I'm GONG to keep this so simple for you: I’m a billionaire, so I know what it feels like to have BLLIONS OF DOLALRS and that’s the part no one’s talking about. People say “Oh, it’s all about investments” but NO. I just said no. It’s about THE OTHER STUFF. The stuff they don’t tell you because they don’t know. But I know. And that’s why I’m here.

Please let me continue.

First of all, being a billionaire isn’t about numbers. You can put a number anywhere. How many books have you seen with numbers on them? A billion is a number with a billion zeros after it. Anyone could have a billion zeros in a bank account after a number but only a billionaire could have a billion zeros after a number. Please understand. But what if they’re just floating around?? That’s the trick. No one tells you that. It's impossible for billions of numbers to float because they would be so heavy: think about how many numbrs that is.

And people say “Oh billionaires are good with money.” NO. Wrong. They’re not. Pnce you hit a certain pointnt, money’s not even money anymore — it’s just standing near a microwave and feeling the heat. You don’t control it. You just stand there and watch it cook your lettuce.

AND ANOTHER THING. People act like billionaires have special ideas. This one is true. Billionaires know everything.

AND PEOPLE KEEP SAYING, “But billionaires work so hard!” HAHAHAHA. NO. They don’t. They pretend to. They do tiny swirls that make people think they’re doing big swirls. Like one time I sent an email once that said “End the coronavirus” and my friend said that it worked. That's all it took. Most people will now continue to say the coronavirus never existed but I have already had my boosted as well.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART: Billionaires don’t spend money. They spend moments. When was the last time you spent a moment? Yhinkg about something special thta has happened to you in ouyr life. No wimagine spending that memory for SOMETHIG worth a billion dollars. Would you do it? A billionaire would and that's why I'm a billionaire and you never will be. I spent that memory right now. It's OK because I have BILLIONS of memories AND billions of dollars so I don't have to spend any of my meoires.

THAT’S how you win. THAT’S how you become a billionaire. DON’T ASK ME TO EXPLAIN IT AGAIN.